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  Kate. Share the candy. Kaaate. I need candy in my mouth! You’re so lazy, Jake Wait. I have a great idea! Open wide, little birdie! MMM! It works while napping on the couch At the bottom of the stairs While napping at the theater More than one, here! It even works for secret bathroom napping! Oh Teddy Tumpkins, this movie is creepy OH MY GOSH! I don’t know if you should keep watchingthis, Tedward Oh. An empty stomach is not good, either Yogurt will help Got it! Step aside, Tedward Ooh my favorite flavor! Wait a second . . . I left the spoon in the kitchen!! Could I use my finger? No. Gross.

 I’ll just have to get the spoon Hello! Monsters!! Save me, Tedward! Ooooh, soft. Yoink! AAAAA Now I have no Tedward AND no spoon I’m just so hungry Licking the lid isn’t enough I think I just got a genius idea! I’ll just fold the lid in half Now unfold it Then take one half of it And fold that to the center crease Same with the other side And I’ll fold the end. Gotta make sure it’s tight Voila! A spoon! This is gonna work great! Time for my yogurt! Yesssssss! It tastes so good! Scoop! And another scoop! Hmm, is that monster still there? Yep. Ooh! Yogurt! Here you go! Tedward! I missed you! Yoink! LOVE the movies! Hey! Watch out! Sorry! Just gonna set this down Ugh.

 I’ve got too many things in my hands Okay what if I try it like this? SHHHH! You’re making too much noise! Okay, I got it open Kate, this is ridiculous Give me that Slide the box over your straw like this Now dump your fries on the other side GENIUS!!! Yeah. I know. It’s not hard. Eat a fry! Drink my soda! Thanks Jake! I can’t believe that just happened! He’s such a slob Unbelievable! Come to Jake, chips! Jake! Stop! Get your hand out of there! Ugh! Look what you did with your giant hands! I’m done with this! Fine. Whatever! I need a way so Jake doesn’t ruin the chips I’ll take an empty can and cut a small slitin the side Now I’ll need a cap and a glue gun I’ll fill the cap with some hot glue Now that the glue’s in there, I’ll needa stick Stick it in the middle and let it dry Now I’ll need just the top of the plasticcan lid More hot glue Just a strip down the middle Now I’ll just put the stick on the stripof hot glue Perfect! Now for the next step The lid slides right inside the slit on thecan Turn it, and then slide it down to the bottomof the can Now we can add the chips It’s done! Mmmm! Even the crumbs are delicious! You brought more chips! Wait! Don’t just stick your hands in there! I’ve made some improvements. 

Just slide them up KATE! You are some sort of wizard! I know. Have some chips! Don’t mind if I do! Would you like a chip, Kate? Yes I would! Now back to the show! Ah! This game needs all my focus! Ahh! Can’t look away! Okay quick. Grab it with my mouth Come on! What is THIS MESS?! Jake! Listen to me! Mom! I’m in the middle of a game! I’m so close to winning! Yes! Take that! And that! I DID IT!! I WIN! Ohhhhh noooo. ... I just fold the bottom of the bag up likethis The chips will sit up higher! Phew! Back to the game! But now I can eat and win at the same time! Uuuuuuuuuugh School is so exhausting Can’t make it any further. Just have to rely on my legs to propel me Made it to my bed How do I get up there? One leg up Now just roll up onto the bed Oh, I did it Ugh! Why won’t my sweatshirt come off?? Jake! I’ve been looking for you— This room is a mess! What, am I raising a slob? Hang your clothes up! Going! Oh, okay. All right. I’m sitting up.

 I’ll show her I’ll just slide the hanger inside my sweatshirt Pull my first arm out. Now the second. And just like that my sweatshirt is off meand on the hanger Good enough for me. Onto the rack, sweatshirt! Hungry. Oooh what’s this? Eww. No thanks. Just gonna check what’s in the fridge A lot of ingredients, but not a lot of snacks. Hmm. I bet I can do something with these eggs! Okay the eggs are ready! I’ll need this pan And I’ll just crack this egg Wait. Scrubbing pans is the worst. I hate it! It takes forever! No. I don’t want to scrub a pan later Sorry egg, you’re going back where you camefrom I’m still hungry, though. Wait, this is parchment paper! I’ll just take a sheet of this And place it carefully in the pan. Just gonna make sure it fits.

 Fold the edges over Time for the egg! Crack it right in the pan Beautiful! Toss the shell And we’re ready to cook! Turn on the burner And watch my egg cook! And done! Perfect! Look at that! It’s coming right up with the spatula! Oooh this is going to taste great! And now I’ll just pick up this parchmentpaper And throw it away! Easy! No scrubbing pans for me! Time to enjoy my egg! Do you wish you were living the lifestyleof the lazy? Well hopefully these hacks will help makeyour life easier! Don’t forget to share with yourfriends

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